I Swore I’d Never Be

What’s the one thing you swore you’d never become?
Your mother?
“The Man?”
A corporate cog?
overprotective parent?
a fundamentalist? immutable?
deadbeat?
a leech?
an a-hole?
a Republican?
Well… how are you doing with that? From what I can tell many, many people swear in their youth that they’ll never be this-or-that… usually related to the negative character traits they see in their parents or harmful personal experiences they’ve had at the hands of another.




